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Redneck Driver's Application
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Check Out This
Redneck Driver's Application
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Pleez compleet this paper, best ya can.
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Last name: ________________ |
| First name: |
[_] Billy-Bob |
[_] Bobby-Sue |
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[_] Billy-Joe |
[_] Bobby-Jo |
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[_] Billy-Ray |
[_] Bobby-Ann |
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[_] Billy-Sue |
[_] Bobby-Lee |
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[_] Billy-Mae |
[_] Bobby-Ellen |
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[_] Billy-Jack |
[_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue |
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
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Occupation: |
[_] Farmer |
[_] Waitress |
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[_] Mechanic |
[_] Dirty Politician |
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[_] Hair Dresser |
[_] Un-employed |
Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
| Relationship with spouse: |
[_] Sister |
[_] Aunt |
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[_] Brother |
[_] Uncle |
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[_] Mother |
[_] Father |
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[_] Son |
[_] Cousin |
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[_] Daughter |
[_] Pet |
Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed
____ pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
[_] Bassmasters
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man
[_] Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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