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Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer

 
Song Lyrics: "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer"
Recorded by: "Elmo & Patsy"
Written by: (Randy Brooks)
Single: Released - 1979
List: 100 Greatest Novelty Songs

Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

She they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandma,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinkin beer and playing cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)

Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."

Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Oh
As for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)

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